Waaay Better Than The Truth!
' It's gonna be BIGLY! '
Tucker Carlson (What's A News?)
' I've already downloaded the app Eleventy times! '
Ron DeSantis (Uncle Mom's Gazette)
' We're a lot thinker than they smart we are! '
Marjorie Taylor Greene (The Sharpie Sentinel)
' There are, like, gonna be "Hostesses" there ... right? '
Matt Gaetz (Sticky Poster In Subway Station)
(app is now available at every participating Uncle Mom's Diner, Bait Shop and Lingerie Emporium)
GRAND OPENING - the second Thursday before the end of civilization as we know it.
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